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I'm Schorette, and these are my grand adventures :)

Anonymous: "This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol"


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know



Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.


  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist

(via allonsyforever)


mean reds / the quietness and the proud look of it


Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

Its funny bc I was just thinking this the other day